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Bits and pieces of the journey of life of Joann...

Flying Roach......*@#%&^%*(&*^$#@


Hello... I am back....
Presenting my first very post after such long silence.....
All on stupid flying big SIU KEONG!!!!

Fri...no class...so ma relax relax a bit lo after mid term...
Was lying down on the sofa at the hall...
Wif big pillow for my head...
A smaller one to hug...
My "cloth" for me to play wif my fingers.."my tok tok pillow"
A container of my favorite chocolate "BEryl's RaIsIn" on the floor next to the sofa....
A bottle of water....
My IKEA light blue throw as my blanket.....
And most important...my book..."THE WEDDING DAY" by Cat Alliott.

Nothing is more relaxing than having a book and lying down reading and doing nothing the whole day...popping chocolates into my mouth...
Enjoyin every single moment of it....
TILL.....

Tis intruder.... *jeng jeng jeng**
Dengan segala macho nye.....
Flew into the hall like super man.... through the windows....
Landed near the curtains...

Me....
*&^$#%
ok..ok... time to practice CBT (Cognitive Behavior Therapy) on self now...
Talk to self...
Ok, no need scare one la..
jus a tiny SIU KEONG only ma that can fly...
no need scare geh....
Jus leave it la...it won't kacau me if I don't kacau it...

Continue reading....
Not as relax d though...
Curi - curi c where the stupid thing is doing...
Then I started to flap its wings...action la tu!!

OK....don't panic Joann..
Won't come to you one!
Jus continue read..

Reluctantly...get back to my book...
At this time... the stupid flying creature ..
Guess it's tired of not getting the attention that it wants...
Try to get my attention by..
FLYING TOWARDS ME...

OK..point taken SIU KEONG
U got my attention..my full 110% attention now...HAPPY??!!

Apa lagi...RUN for my life and SHRIEK......
Ran into my room....close the door quickly...
Stuff cloths to cover the hole below the door...
Just in case...for SAFETY PRECAUTION!!!

Stayed locked in my room...
Sulking..there goes my precious moments...
And due to emergency to evacuate the hall...
I left my book there on the sofa...
Sob sob sob...

What happen to the bad bad SIU KEONG???

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Someone came back...
MY HERO....
SIU KEONG was happily there...'sitting' on the TV table near my lap top...

Took newspaper....rolled it...
then...SMASH!!!

Haha....tamatlah riwayat seekor lipas
And there goes it's body...down & down
from 12 floor to 11..10...9...8..7...6..5..4..3..2..1...thud....smashed & broken...

Thought of taking a picture of it nicely 'sitting' near my lap top
Claiming it's territory...
But sorry la...though I would love too..
But not till the extend of risking my life...
:)



2 comments:

V!nC3n+ said...

wah...how did that siew keong fly up to 12 floor lar lol. all that just to get ur attentiong XD dont think mosquito can fly that high also.

Joann Jones @ Toh Suan Ee said...

vincent....siu keong really can fly high o....watch out ! :)